My Bloody Valentine

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July 16, 2009

OK… it just doesn’t get any worse than this. Quite possibly the worst movie this year. Granted, I haven’t seen every film released this year, and I’m sure there will plenty more that are just junk, but there just couldn’t be anything as horrible as this. OK, maybe Dragon-ball Evolution or Street Fighter the legend of Chun Li.

Another 80’s horror remake, but this time in 3D! The story of a man who has a bad day one February 14Th so he decides to turn into a serial killer. Wearing a miners outfit, mask, and armed with a pick-axe he really hates Valentines day, and for some reason, all young people that go near the mine. Bad acting (really bad), stupid story, campy dialog, and every horror cliche in the book. Not only did they not do the original film any justice, but they stole other movie parts and themes (such as High Tension). For a slasher film (if that’s your cup of tea) even the gore isn’t very good, overdone and just plain corny. Sure they’ll try and twist it up in the end to throw you off and make it seem interesting, but it just adds to the disaster. Please, please, please do not watch this movie. Not even its for free.

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